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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Yo, Fox News, Things Get Pretty Awkward
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON
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Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP
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50 Things You Might Have Heard
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An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
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This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted
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What It's Like to Be Forked
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Let's Build a House for $5