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Blogger Describes How to Have Ears
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10 Magical Pieces of Meat
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How to Have Drunk Children
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
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Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
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"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
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This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Britney Spears Was the "Breaking Bad" Finale
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A Day's Headlines, Full of Crackheads
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This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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America's Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Sonic Is Back . . . With Vampires
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This Bunny's Mad as Hell Yeah
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Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Parkour
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Another Remarkable Example of Ignoring Australia
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Somebody Help Me, This Sonic Game Is Review-Proof
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Sonic & Shadow Team Up for Bloody Diarrhea
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness