Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
108	108 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
4	4 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got $4,000
5	5 Vote	Canadian Government Muzzling Scientists Pleasantly
2	2 Vote	You Aren't Young/Old, Middle Class/Poor, Gay, a Student, a Vet, or a Misplaced Comma?
52	52 Vote	104 Republicans Who Are in Bed Together
97	97 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
33	33 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Big-Ass Purse?
202	202 Vote	Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
5	5 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug That Restores Hearing in Deaf Mice
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
281	281 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
5	5 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Sexual Assault
128	128 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Growing Boobs on One of These
7	7 Vote	Morgan Freeman Once Played God, Now He's Saying It's Only Required in a Barry White Dance-Along
5	5 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Artist Kills All the Memes
5	5 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Eat More Bugs
5	5 Vote	This Amazing Dog Is a Feminist Yog-Sothoth
26	26 Vote	Louis CK Tried (And Failed) to Get Out Of Bed
51	51 Vote	Iran Launches Childhood Pets Into Space Elevator
5	5 Vote	There's a Guy Right Outside My Office. He Isn't Aware the Reflective Glass Is See-Through From Our Side...
118	118 Vote	Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
63	63 Vote	Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
213	213 Vote	The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious 1	1
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
6	6 Vote	Mansplained: Don't Have Sex With a Wheelchair
9	9 Vote	Mitt Romney Lost the All-Important "Slut Vote"
177	177 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
3	3 Vote	Kate Middleton Having a Midnight Spanking