Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Universe Is Adorable Bunny
2	2 Vote	Features That Make Zero Sense
31	31 Vote	This Rabbit Clearly Had a Twin
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
14	14 Vote	Accidental Genius: How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
145	145 Vote	1 Photo That Will Make You Die Faster
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
1	1 Vote	Phobos Flyby Photos of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Hipster
48	48 Vote	Grandfather Picks Up Wrong Kid at School, Takes Her to Woods
252	252 Vote	Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal 1	1
151	151 Vote	Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
108	108 Vote	Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Knit Me a Hat
44	44 Vote	Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows
42	42 Vote	Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
82	82 Vote	Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Stronger Poison Ivy
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
45	45 Vote	Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
211	211 Vote	Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
74	74 Vote	Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
234	234 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
8	8 Vote	My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
82	82 Vote	2 Million Women Want Anal
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
34	34 Vote	Your Most Wanted Man Hiding Naked in Safe room
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
2	2 Vote	Starting Next Summer, Easy Bake Ovens Will Be Punished by God of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
96	96 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes