Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
17	17 Vote	The Man Who Did Nothing
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
6	6 Vote	What the Hell Is Going on With Simon Cowell's Face?
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2