Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
62	62 Vote	Jackie Chan I'M ASHAMED OF MY Fake Hair
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
61	61 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
84	84 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
130	130 Vote	How Safe Is Your God Now?
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
94	94 Vote	No Sexism Allowed in Rice
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
262	262 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
102	102 Vote	San Francisco Earthquake Is Probably Just a Marketing Ploy :(
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
111	111 Vote	We Need More Kraken
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1