Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
5	5 Vote	James? George? What Will Happen When Our Galaxy Collides With Andromeda?
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
37	37 Vote	Behold, the Origin of Tiny Paper Hats
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
89	89 Vote	These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid
44	44 Vote	25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men Avoiding Chores
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
8	8 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
8	8 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
589	589 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
152	152 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1

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