Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
127	127 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
243	243 Vote	Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
171	171 Vote	7 Things That Actually Happened
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
187	187 Vote	We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
193	193 Vote	Gays Have a New Spaceport
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1