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So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
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UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
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Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
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The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
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I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
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This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
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Watch Prince Perform, Throw a Grenade
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Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
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4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute
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Why Americans Should Be Illegal
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21 Ways to Eat Bees
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Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks
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Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
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I Grew Up in an Elevator
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Police Are Just Overgrown Children
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Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh
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Fly Like an Asshole
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Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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You Have a Boner
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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If Michael Bay Directed a Porno
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Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
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So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
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Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
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A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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It's Time to Bleed
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
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Why Is This One Sentence
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Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge
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Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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So I Need Something to Punch
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So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
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Report: Plane Full of Shit
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Here's What You Deserve
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?