Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	Boyfriend Ensures Girlfriend Will Never Get Laid
52	52 Vote	China Just Became Obsolete
103	103 Vote	11 Things You Must Do Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
203	203 Vote	Go Ahead, Piss on a Scooter
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
47	47 Vote	This Czech Company Wants to Kill Your Three-Month-Old Babies
95	95 Vote	21 Reasons Why I Quit Being a Total Badass
147	147 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci Shows Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
54	54 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Look Like a Deflated Tire
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
83	83 Vote	Facebook Is Creating a Superior Human Species
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
135	135 Vote	This Lamp Tells You He's Gay?
176	176 Vote	Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer 2	2
99	99 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Hurt
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
35	35 Vote	4 Reasons Timecop Is a Feminist Defense of Juggalos
94	94 Vote	That North Korea Claims U.S. "Deeply Involved" in Making The Interview, Vows Revenge Porn
24	24 Vote	Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
167	167 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
18	18 Vote	Why FX Gives Louis CK Way More Attention Than Sharknado
53	53 Vote	French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us 1	1
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
87	87 Vote	10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
55	55 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
38	38 Vote	Beyonce Is Getting Slammed by Both Russian and EU Sanctions
76	76 Vote	Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
72	72 Vote	This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
51	51 Vote	5 People You'll Run Into When You Ambush Adam Levine on Stage
74	74 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
28	28 Vote	There Are 177,000 Ways to Become a Minister
83	83 Vote	Twitter's CEO Is Too Edgy to Be Single Forever
103	103 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
333	333 Vote	This Egg Is Worth Protecting
145	145 Vote	Kids Want to Be Crushed
155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole