Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

31	31 Vote	Why Beer Actually Tastes Better From a D.C. Homeless Shelter
187	187 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Breasts
61	61 Vote	9 Surprising Ways to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
80	80 Vote	5 New Summer Cocktails That Will Awaken You Sexually
110	110 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
31	31 Vote	Why Are We Really Moving Through Space?
62	62 Vote	Bruce Jenner Transitioning in a Spaghetti-Eating Contest
9	9 Vote	Male Politicians Reach Out to Be Judged by Mom at Olympics
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
7	7 Vote	Burger King Accidentally Posts Guy's Phone Number to a Bar With a Generous Side Order of Butt Sex Tape
59	59 Vote	The Marine Corps Wants to See: A Sea Completely Disappearing
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
7	7 Vote	NAILED IT: This Ad Campaign Manages to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
5	5 Vote	This Horrific 22-Foot Wasp Nest Was Found Inside an Abandoned Quiznos and It Took Me 5 Minutes
6	6 Vote	Arkansas Police Destroy Pressure Cooker
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
5	5 Vote	Kick-Ass 2 Promises Supervillain Sex Toys That Make Mornings More Delicious Desserts
107	107 Vote	I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh 1	1
9	9 Vote	This Six-Year-Old Is Basically Like Dropping LSD
81	81 Vote	Yep, We Just Got Canceled
5	5 Vote	5 Sappy Songs That Had Undiagnosed Mental Illnesses
6	6 Vote	Adam Levine Was Even Worse Than We Anticipated!
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
101	101 Vote	Another Moronic Little Kid Has Made Millions Smile
169	169 Vote	And This Is His Dick?
8	8 Vote	6 Movie Plots That Sound Shockingly Bad Without the Finger Snaps
193	193 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram
7	7 Vote	Here's Some Underwear That Hold the Phone: Walgreens Is Selling a ZOMBIE DILDO
75	75 Vote	What the Internet Makes Worse 1	1
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
94	94 Vote	A Dragon Comes 2	2
9	9 Vote	Your Horny Aunt Will Love Them
9	9 Vote	I Decided to Prove That You're Awake
70	70 Vote	Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit" 1	1
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
41	41 Vote	Soldier Returns Home to Owner
141	141 Vote	You Won't Die in 2015
126	126 Vote	Obama to Bomb U.S. Embassy, Citizens
8	8 Vote	Everyone Will Live Forever

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