Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

67	67 Vote	Say No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
5	5 Vote	Poll: Do You Feel?
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
56	56 Vote	Republicans, Torn Apart in Black, Latino Neighborhoods
144	144 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Otter
61	61 Vote	College Student Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
138	138 Vote	Pope's Peace Doves Attacked by Vicious BIRDS
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
224	224 Vote	Research Suggests That Boys Are Actually Kind of A Jerk
2	2 Vote	Work Before Beer Pong
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
116	116 Vote	Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10