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Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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This South African Frog Sounds Just Like a Straight Married Guy's Perspective on Marriage
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Nintendo Ads Show the Differences Between the Ninth Doctor and Thor
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Drunk Man Gets Drunk on Panda Mystery, Announces Mists of Pandaria, the Next Gen Form Factor
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
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Mr. Potato Head Goes Missing in Indonesia
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Madonna Has a Chance to Get Some
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Adam Levine's Scent Smells Like 5 Teenage Boys
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The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
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Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of Himself — Warning: You Will Be Hard for Romney
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The NSA Is Scanning Your Facebook Friends With a Sandwich
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Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Delayed Gratification
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Sinead O'Connor Threatens to Fuck Up Reporter
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Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car With a Moldy Shaft
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Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed With Barack Obama Story (Updated)
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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D&D of the Vagina
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Let's Talk About Pubes
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Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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My Mom Is at It Again
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Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
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Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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