Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

thepunkchunker

Voted Headlines

493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
376	376 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil
403	403 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2

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