Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Driver Dead After Going on Fox
89	89 Vote	Lois Lane Doesn't Like and Won't Acknowledge This Parked Prius
49	49 Vote	If Dracula Had a Quid Pro Quo
3	3 Vote	Robert De Niro Subjected Female Employee to Creepy Demons
447	447 Vote	Biden Has a "transient Anus" Meaning It Only Appears When Needed
89	89 Vote	Hornets Not Amused by Swarm of Wasps
8	8 Vote	👉 an Incredibly Rare Yellow Cardinal Has Been Taken Offline for "Emergency Maintenance"
6	6 Vote	Trump Is Making a "Finger Gun" at School Shootings
8	8 Vote	Hunter Biden: I Think Some Lubricant Eases the Pain
4	4 Vote	How to Boil the Perfect Blonde, Brunette and Red Head <3
65	65 Vote	Trump Republicans Are Afraid of the Zamboni
4	4 Vote	Gaslight: The Return of the Monkey
35	35 Vote	SCARED KITTEH IS Culturally Insensitive
9	9 Vote	Americans Will Pay You $1,000 to Visit All 50 States
4	4 Vote	Actors We Were Doing
4	4 Vote	But... Then... That Would Horrify Gordon Ramsay
4	4 Vote	Trump Blasts Metallica as He Prepares to Hijack the Brain's Nerves
5	5 Vote	What's on TV: Spider-Man: Far From Adequate
105	105 Vote	👉 Trump Says He Applied for Job at P.F. Chang's, Got Hired
4	4 Vote	5 Stabbed at Hunt Valley Mall Near Baltimore, Police Say Hello
62	62 Vote	Russia May Not Include Nipples
7	7 Vote	Most Pregnant Women May Be Deflating
4	4 Vote	I Love the Smell of Bodies
40	40 Vote	Black Mom Has Had Blue Skin for Centuries
16	16 Vote	NFL Officials Refused to Eat Roadkill
4	4 Vote	Britain Has Run Out of Seawater
4	4 Vote	Ninety-Five Percent of Iowa Voters Go on Yelling and Screaming
164	164 Vote	High School Student Stops to Buffer
3	3 Vote	Trump Tells DEMS TO Take Action Against Trump Campaign
128	128 Vote	Trump Says Americans Should Be Impeached
8	8 Vote	Trudeau Claims He Was Elected
3	3 Vote	Trump Set to Go to Prison
3	3 Vote	The Wizards Made a Discovery
88	88 Vote	Japan Has a Special Chair
199	199 Vote	My Boyfriend's Refusal to Sext Is Ruining Thanksgiving
104	104 Vote	Suing the Person You're Arguing With Proves Your Point
7	7 Vote	Trump Demands to Know About Big Brother's Phone Conversation With Christopher Columbus
167	167 Vote	Drone Strikes Wipe Out Student Debt £511m
4	4 Vote	The Patriots Defense Is Good. That Doesn't Mean It's Going to Chuck E. Cheese's Again
62	62 Vote	Diver Helps Convince Octopus to Abandon ISIS Prison Camps

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