The roof, Patrick, the roof. The, Roof.
Yeah. You guys had no reason to make it so freaking big.
Hahahaha! That's impossible. Just like autism being linked to autism.
Thank goodness. I thought I could handle the tool for mongooses, but I happened to be wrong.
Are you even a poet? Because rhymes, do you know it?
Everything is considered offensive these days, huh?
For your information, I am actually a hard-boiled egg.
What's the eagle's problem with bitcoins?
Almost 1,200 people would fuck a dragon. Amazing.
ALMOST zero dollars. It's still some money.
This could be a good follow-up to "I'd fuck a dragon".
*X-files theme*
Toast.
"I expected to spray fire from my hands."
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The roof, Patrick, the roof. The, Roof.