Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
97	97 Vote	This High School's "Sexist" Dress Code Has Caused 200 Detentions in Just Minutes
28	28 Vote	Does Being Pro-Choice Mean I Have a Gay Journalist Barbie
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
73	73 Vote	The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
36	36 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Saddest Shipwreck
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3

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