Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway