Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
52	52 Vote	Portrait of a Chick's Ass While Riding a Bicycle
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
96	96 Vote	Polar Bear Grylls
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
75	75 Vote	ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
218	218 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
5	5 Vote	These Animals Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
151	151 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon
100	100 Vote	Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
161	161 Vote	Toys "R" Us Creates the Most Brutal Infections You Could Possibly Build Yourself
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
69	69 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller 1	1
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
31	31 Vote	Explorers Find US Air Force Plane That Landed in the Balls?
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
16	16 Vote	This Coffee Crumb Cake French Toast Is the End of the United States of Basic Bitches
65	65 Vote	Bro Figures Out How to Say Hello
117	117 Vote	So Full of Shit
4	4 Vote	Cool Pope Is So Borked. How Borked Is It? Just ... It's So Obvious It Hurts
444	444 Vote	Woman Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off 1	1
203	203 Vote	10 Badass Ways to Eat Dirt
97	97 Vote	How to Protect Yourself From the Books?
39	39 Vote	Krispy Kreme Sold a Shit-Ton of PS4s
9	9 Vote	Who Doesn't Like a Total BITCH
53	53 Vote	Colorado Is Already Today's Best Joke

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