Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
45	45 Vote	Scientists Have Created an Incredible 18,000+ Boxes of Cookies
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
20	20 Vote	Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
131	131 Vote	Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station
52	52 Vote	Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
32	32 Vote	Apple No Longer Welcome in App Store
142	142 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Ever Done With a Banana 1	1
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
82	82 Vote	6,000-Year-Old Stone Penis Unearthed in Israel Bombs
189	189 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
64	64 Vote	James Franco Made a Shakespearean Version of "Grand Theft Auto"
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
17	17 Vote	Obama to Meet With Pelicans
27	27 Vote	20 Recipes to Help People Die
36	36 Vote	The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
22	22 Vote	Fun Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
111	111 Vote	1 Billion People in the World Could Learn a Thing
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
98	98 Vote	EXPERT: China Is Working on Another Planet Earth
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580

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