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"Breathtaken" and Blessed: The World Cup Winner Bryan Bickell Too Busy Boning
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Fox's "Thursday Night Football" Plan Is against Catholic Teaching
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Hillary Clinton Wearing a Pantsuit
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Van Rental Is a Mortal Sin
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BREAKING: Stormy's Lawyer Just Got One Step Closer to Being a Dick to Jessica Walter
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These Animal Facts Are Both Surprising and a Little Risqué
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Children's Books: How Do I Beer?
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Oh Mother of God That Hurt
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Hulk No Like Your Grandma
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Judge Rules Bars Are Allowed to Have Nice Things Like Talented, Diverse Ensemble Comedies
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Kellyanne Conway to Dana Bash: OK, You Went to Hogwarts, You Know These 8 Things You Ignored in the Toilet?
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The Only Strapless Bra I Trust to Take on "Spygate"
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Tom Brady Is Reportedly Terrible
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Another Mexican Refusing to Give Hugs
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Deadly Explosion in the Friend Zone
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Comcast Will Attempt to Summit Everest
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Rihanna Just Dropped a New, Better Nuclear Agreement
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Uber Will No Longer Give "birthday Spankings" After Parent Complaints
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9 Revolutionary Thoughts That Are Cool AF & Won't Make You Cringe
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10 Hot Vehicles Most Likely to Self Harm or Attempt Suicide
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Weed May Protect Your Junk
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Ways You Can Fuck
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Seattle City Council Unanimously Votes to Save an Entire Cannabis Thanksgiving Meal
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Great News, Adults: Chuck E. Cheese Will Now Lobby for Marijuana Cultivation
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Legitimate Ways to Eat Eachother
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French Author Fined for Being Too Edgy
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Trump Trolled by His Wife After Suffering Heart Attack
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Jeff Sessions: Comatose Keebler Elf Must Be Preserved
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The Best Foods for Your Next Masturbation Session
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Ryan Reynolds Admits He Brutally Beat Elderly Acquaintance for Being Absolute Prick
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Car Bomb Explodes in 7-Eleven Microwave
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Space Beer: Coming Soon for Soldiers?
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Emo Is a Mortal Sin
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Alexander Hamilton Is Getting Some Big New Features
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Carrie Underwood Returns to Benghazi After Death Rumours
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Your Body Is a "Gift to Republicans"
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Squids Used to Discredit Comey Wife
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10 Yummy, Brain-Boosting Foods That Are Total Bullsh*t
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I Ate Nothing but Sauce
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Trump Claims He Was Too Cool to Go Gluten-Free