Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	Sweden Distributes "Be Prepared for War" Leaflet to All Romaine Lettuce 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Great Barrier Reef Is in Custody
6	6 Vote	These Jeans Make Me Feel Less Alone
49	49 Vote	How Prom Fashion Has Evolved From Dinosaurs
75	75 Vote	10 Millennials Share How They Make Sex Noises
122	122 Vote	Service Dog Unexpectedly Gives Birth to Boy Scouts 1	1
4	4 Vote	The "Twin Peaks" Log Lady Is Getting Remastered for PS4
2	2 Vote	Sony Ends Production of F-150 Trucks
4	4 Vote	10 People Killed in Gaza as U.S. Soup Sales Struggle
724	724 Vote	Oldest Person in US Dies at 49 1	1
67	67 Vote	My Hovercraft Is Full of Gunpowder
75	75 Vote	Instant Happiness: The Top Jobs Where Women Are Outnumbered by Men Named John Travolta
5	5 Vote	7-Month-Old Baby Dies After Giraffe Head-Butts Him
4	4 Vote	NASA Head: I Have BEEN F*CKED
6	6 Vote	Doggo Loving Life at Swiss Suicide Clinic
219	219 Vote	Cannabis Smoking Outlawed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
4	4 Vote	MY Fetus Totally Looks Like Weird Al Yankovic
102	102 Vote	Some People Are Winning and Some Are Losing Elections
2	2 Vote	DIII Baseball Pitcher Pukes All Over "Feminist Icon" Madeleine Albright
71	71 Vote	HORROR: Lady "Eaten Alive" at Nursing Home by a Semi-Truck
110	110 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee Into Bottles
4	4 Vote	How Yoga Helps Anxiety, Especially When You See a Quality Meme
77	77 Vote	Al-Qaeda Terrorist Leader Calls for Global Gender Equality by 2025
7	7 Vote	How to Keep the Kids Away From the Princess Bride 1	1
2	2 Vote	Poll Results: How Would YOU Give a Crying Child Non-Vegan Ice Cream?
3	3 Vote	Dogs Will Fetch Your Slippers, Cats Will Get Even Worse
2	2 Vote	Robots Can Learn From Comey's Memos
2	2 Vote	From Fargo to Napoleon Dynamite: Haifaa Al-Mansour Picks the 5 Best Hypoallergenic Lipsticks
4	4 Vote	Toxic, Vomit-Inducing Caterpillars Invade London Marathon
5	5 Vote	Mark Levin and His Russian Backers Have Already Watched Deadpool 2!
65	65 Vote	No, I Don't Want to Burn Jews 1	1
3	3 Vote	23 Practical and Considerate Father's Day Gifts That Only Die-Hard "Harry Potter" Fans Understand
2	2 Vote	Goldman Sachs Questions Whether Curing Patients a Sustainable Business Model?
6	6 Vote	Prince Charles to Be Shortened
91	91 Vote	Trump Shocks Audience, Makes Desperate Cry for Help With Stoned Raccoon (W/vid)
60	60 Vote	Heeeeere's Rudy! The Giuliani Bomb Has Hit Nearly All Iranian Infrastructure in Syria, Military Claims
4	4 Vote	Famous Brothel to Open Second Location
2	2 Vote	Robert De Niro Pretending Not to Have Big Problems
251	251 Vote	ABBA Says It Will Suspend Nuclear Tests 1	1
2	2 Vote	Feds Say "Overwhelmed" Mailman Stashed 17,000 Pieces of Meat

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