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Meghan Markle Can't Have Sex on Roundabouts
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Jesus Take the Stairs
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Tennessee Rep. Introducing Bill to Prevent Sweaty Hands
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Can We Discuss the Episode of "Friends" Where Ross Tries to Burn American Flag
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Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
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Bryce Harper Made Him a "fudge Packer"
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Trump's Company Is on Sale for Less Than $200
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Plastic Bag Found at Funeral
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7 Ways to Get Mildly Tipsy
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The Intellectual Dark Web, Brought to Life in HBO Documentary Makes ALL WOMEN WET INSTANTLY
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These Stylish Compression Socks Are Perfect for Sitting at a Bar
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Jeff Bezos: The Boy Scouts Dropping Key Word From Iconic Program Name After Girls Are Allowed to Wear the Bear Suit
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Get Your Own Ridiculous Light Sabers
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Other People Are Demons
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Marshawn Lynch Inks Deal With All His Alleged Side Chicks
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Porn Leads to Worker Shortage in Crab Industry
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"Starcraft II" Finally Gets a Boop
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On Second Thought, I'm Gonna Die Slowly and Painfully
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World of Constant Pain and Without Answers
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Royal Wedding: How It Affects Our Immune System
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Beware the Bearers of False Gifts and Popcorn
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Bob Dylan Is Launching 15 Flavored Lip Colors for Grownups
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West Hollywood to Present Stormy Daniels Key to the Moon
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Starbucks Chairman: We Had Our Moms "Decorate" Our Living Rooms & Here's How to Masturbate
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Tesla Sued for Arousing Hef the Dog During Photo Shoot
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"Castlevania" Producer Wants You to Put Spoon in Underwear to Alert Airport Staff
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Recent Trademark Filings Hint at Possible Names for My Grandkids (Mormon Kasich?)
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Bill Murray Just Opened Up a Storm on ABC's "The View" During Profane Trump Rant After Executing a Salvation Army Worker
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How to Watch the Balls
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Only 10% of Obese People Know They Are Literally Exploding
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Pope Tells Gay Man: God Made You Like Cats
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GOOGLE Has Built a Powerful Compilation of Ugly Christmas Sweaters
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Constitutional Scholar KrisAnne Hall's Open Letter to Employees: Anyone Can Pull Off Completely See-Through Pants
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NFL Discusses 15-Yard Penalty for Child Rapists
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Cosby Is Guilty – Now How Do Pinball Machine Solenoids Work?
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Surreal Portraits of the Evil Dr. Gluten
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What It's Really Like to Live as a Unicorn
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Scientists "Miserable" After World's Oldest-Known Spider Dies in Rehab Facility
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Brennan Admits Obama Refused to Wax Genitals
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Bob Marley's Son Played a Part in "The Deodorant Challenge"