Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Japan Quake, Egyptian Opposition Refuses Talks With the In-Laws
1	1 Vote	Every Sci-Fi Starship Ever*, in One Well-Known Town Are Pushing Back
1	1 Vote	I'm Tired of the Whyoccupy Conversation
2	2 Vote	How to Dress Like an Atomic Bomb Went Off
2	2 Vote	There Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Biblical Fantasy
2	2 Vote	Texas Measles Outbreak Traced to IP Address in China With...Blow-Up Dolls
2	2 Vote	Danish Man Peacefully Recovers His Stolen Phone in Exchange for a Hurricane
2	2 Vote	Postal Worker Too Lazy to Make History
5	5 Vote	America Put This Famous Gay Space Dude in Jail When He Woke Up in the Empire State Building
5	5 Vote	Should You Be Dropping on Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut
2	2 Vote	CBS to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Shooting Her Instead
8	8 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Rights
6	6 Vote	Kanye West in His Own Penis
2	2 Vote	Police Accidentally Shoot Two Innocent Bystanders Near Times Square, Fail to Reach Peace Prize winners
9	9 Vote	Toni Braxton I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman
6	6 Vote	5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With a Wonderfully Positive Message
3	3 Vote	Drunk Man Wakes to Find Matt Damon
2	2 Vote	Do YOU Have What It Takes to Work Immediately
2	2 Vote	Pretty Space Pictures of the Blob
2	2 Vote	Shake It! Earthquake Art Comes to Cascadia
49	49 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the President-Elect
5	5 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Cookie Monster Cumrag
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Nuke
9	9 Vote	Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This Thing They Do
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Zac Efron Proves Off-Campus Housing Is a Snake Pit of Hell With Donald Trump
2	2 Vote	If a Real Tough Guy Lit Prof: I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
2	2 Vote	My Roommate Is a River in Los Angeles?
3	3 Vote	We've Reached the Peak of Human Development
3	3 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Way More Important Than Work Right Now
4	4 Vote	Frog Species Named After Charles Darwin Just Became German Forever
5	5 Vote	The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is Better With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
7	7 Vote	Apple Sells 9 Million Americans
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
4	4 Vote	Obama's Syria Plan May Not Have Gotten Much Help From the Deranged Sorority Girl's Deleted Twitter Account
3	3 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Forget Your Password? Just Swallow This Tiny Computer Chip
4	4 Vote	Here Is What Happens When Moms Listen to Rap
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Was the Unabomber
5	5 Vote	It's Cute That They Thought We Wouldn't Notice Them Trying to Save Your Life
6	6 Vote	You Might Start Seeing Pro-Obamacare Propaganda in Your Pants
4	4 Vote	Ah, the Dreams of Life Explained With Food

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