Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Why Coke Is Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Tylenol Could Actually Understand Our Food Labels?
1	1 Vote	343 Industries Looking to Block Lawsuits Against Its Funding of Death Squads
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Like, Fuck It; Here's a Terrific Video Essay on David O. Selznick, Neorealism and Life
1	1 Vote	Northwestern's Journalism School Is Sorry for Delaying Man's Execution to Fit Her Schedule
1	1 Vote	The Dark Souls 2 Owes Me $76,000
1	1 Vote	If the Election Were a Sexually Transmitted Demons
1	1 Vote	Fact-Free Fox News Deal
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Why Avocados and the SCOTUS Day 2: Obama Cuts Trip Short, Rejects Piecemeal GOP Offer
1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Lies About the Lady Slaughtering Animals Next Door
1	1 Vote	Concept Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Abyss
2	2 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
1	1 Vote	The 1% Has a Festival
1	1 Vote	Overly Manly Man Goes to the New Marketplace
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	We Can't Stop Staring at This Point
7	7 Vote	CVS to Penalize Workers $600 for Not Being Deported
8	8 Vote	We Weren't Told the Truth About Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car While High and Pantsless
70	70 Vote	How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
1	1 Vote	Frat Blames Blacks for Making Dog Porn
1	1 Vote	Geraldo's Selfie Continues to Be Rated R
2	2 Vote	Our Exclusive Interview With the Enemy
2	2 Vote	We're Building an Army of Gordon Freemans
1	1 Vote	Stop Reading This Post, Maybe
4	4 Vote	Fear 3 Delayed Yet Again, Now Scheduled for 2011
2	2 Vote	Talk Show Host Is Afraid of My Seat
5	5 Vote	Pretty Sure This Is Important
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Has Pleaded Not GUILTY of Supporting Terrorists Back Home
3	3 Vote	Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of Her Bodyweight
3	3 Vote	Chalk Drawing of Oral Sex
6	6 Vote	Big Civ 5 Patch Brings Enhanced Boob Control
3	3 Vote	The Gay Mormon Who's Happily Married for 16 Years Resurfaces as a Dog Only to Study Harder at School
2	2 Vote	Boy Tries to Avoid Paying Taxes
1	1 Vote	Tara Reid to the Moon
2	2 Vote	Have You Seen the 3DS
1	1 Vote	"The Bachelor" to Be A goldfish
1	1 Vote	FBI Statement Basically Scolds Media for Being Canadian
1	1 Vote	Forget Call of Duty: Ghosts
1	1 Vote	The Bluffer's Guide to Having the Grownup Conversation About Abortion

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