Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

152	152 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
2	2 Vote	Teens Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
4	4 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Young and Financially Literate
3	3 Vote	HIV-Positive Porn Stars Reenact Famous Memes
2	2 Vote	Next Year, You'll Be So Pathetic and Infuriatingly Dumb?
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
4	4 Vote	You Can't Make Jokes
36	36 Vote	I Thought God Wasn't a Big Fatty
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
20	20 Vote	Robin Thicke Proves He's Not in a Garage
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
2	2 Vote	Listen to Me During My Breakup
146	146 Vote	An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
2	2 Vote	The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Is the Ultimate Guide to the State of the Day of Reckoning for Doomsday Lawsuit Claims
4	4 Vote	The Bay Bridge Collapses
5	5 Vote	Cats Have Been Removed From Internet Rallies
5	5 Vote	We Should All Be Eating Toxic Metals
2	2 Vote	If We're Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
2	2 Vote	Art Dealer Is Selling the World's Most Fabulous Halo Action Figure
14	14 Vote	Code Like a Douche
6	6 Vote	The Intense Art Of Sneaking A Tampon Into The Night
2	2 Vote	Police expect more bodies to be cooked up in London
4	4 Vote	In 1986, C-3PO Recorded A Rap Song. Do Not Worry
2	2 Vote	9-year-old Massachusetts girl youngest to become a cop?
8	8 Vote	First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Word for "Binge Drinking"
4	4 Vote	Judge Bans Teen From Playing College Football Video Game
135	135 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
9	9 Vote	A Town-Building Game Where You're a MURDERER! 1	1
5	5 Vote	Mashing Up Your Kids
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
7	7 Vote	Kittens on Subway Line Delay Trains for an Entire Minute
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
2	2 Vote	Just One More Sad Example of Ignoring Australia
4	4 Vote	We Don't Know How to Use the Term Whistle-Blower
96	96 Vote	An Incredible Lesson About How to Masturbate

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