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President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
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Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
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Chris Brown Brags About Sexual Assault
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25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
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Your Strategy Guide to Puberty
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There's a New God
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I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
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A Guide to Having Sex in Medieval Times
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Your Brain Is Basically a Chastity Belt
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Israel Moves to Canada?
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23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
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Here's a Dog Who Blogs
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It's a Bird! It's a Bird! It's a Documentary
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Republicans Continue to Exist
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Sex Is Like Finding a Unicorn
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Learn to Be … Naked?
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This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
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Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
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Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
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No, Science Has Not Improved
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10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
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Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
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Feral Cats Declare War on Salad
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Beyoncé Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
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I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
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Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
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This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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Lady Gaga Reminds World She Still Exists TODAY?!
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Australia's Military Accidentally Started an Internet Fistfight?
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Imagine Wanting to Be Really Annoyed
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