Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
4	4 Vote	Twenty-Six Signs You Are Especially Hot
6	6 Vote	Thousands of Men in Speedos
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
6	6 Vote	Shark Dies After Officers Tase him
3	3 Vote	Marines Fight to Stay Jacked
7	7 Vote	24 Traditional Brazilian Foods You Need to Vaguely Look Like
8	8 Vote	Rich People Are Actually Huge Assholes
5	5 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Is Really Destroying the Planet
3	3 Vote	Kickstarter Is Not Your Forte
155	155 Vote	Why Does This Gun Make Me Hate Everything
1	1 Vote	Live Report: Are You DOING? FANTASTIC. Good Day
5	5 Vote	We Were on a Boat!
4	4 Vote	Pelosi: Democratic Party Is "Like the Taliban"
1	1 Vote	Check Out Apple's New Mac Pro
2	2 Vote	Watch Out: Someone Is Trying to Change Your Life
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
1	1 Vote	This Is What Forza Will Look Like Natalie Portman and Marvel Team Up for America!
7	7 Vote	More Foods That Should Not Be Shot
9	9 Vote	Downton Hiney Will Be More Expensive
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Stay Sober
5	5 Vote	Presenting the "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume Decision
2	2 Vote	Call Me, Maybe Gets a Reality Show
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
2	2 Vote	How to Dress Like an Atomic Bomb Went Off
49	49 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the President-Elect
9	9 Vote	Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This Thing They Do
6	6 Vote	Why I Love You Is Pronounced Poop Train
6	6 Vote	You Might Start Seeing Pro-Obamacare Propaganda in Your Pants
180	180 Vote	Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs 1	1
7	7 Vote	I Think We're in a Mexican History Textbook
3	3 Vote	Guess Who Else Is in Interstellar Space
2	2 Vote	Dumb Groom Calls in Bomb Threat on Own wedding
6	6 Vote	Programming Is Not OK
2	2 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Is Really Quite Cool
5	5 Vote	The Slow Demise of the Universe

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