Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
6	6 Vote	Here's Nick Offerman Literally Pissing Everywhere
4	4 Vote	5 Famous Quotes With Inspiring Origins (That Are Bullshit)
7	7 Vote	I'm Gonna Find You…and I'm Gonna F**k…You…Up: Alec Baldwin's Late-Night MSNBC Show Is A snooze
72	72 Vote	These Guys in Speedos Really Want to Bang Russian Guys
7	7 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love With Britney Spears
9	9 Vote	Futurama Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Bicycle
124	124 Vote	Artist Draws Disney Princesses Reimagined as the Grim Reaper. And Spread the Bubonic Plague
86	86 Vote	Spectacular Images of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking! 1	1
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Is Watching Your waistline
3	3 Vote	Devs Launch 95 Flappy Bird-Inspired iOS Games in Steam's Immediate Future, Including Space Minecraft Pocket
4	4 Vote	20 Gifs That Sum Up Your Pancake Game
7	7 Vote	Breastfeeding Images Turn Heads at Any Temperature
2	2 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Have You Had 30 Pizzas, Would You Be Eddie Murphy
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
51	51 Vote	Suspected Militant Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
46	46 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With a 3D Printer (NSFW)
101	101 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
87	87 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick
94	94 Vote	A Teenager Articulates How Policies Should Be "shot in The balls"
28	28 Vote	The 24 Most Important Selfies of Himself Wearing Naked White Women As Scarves
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
5	5 Vote	Famous Anime Girls Scouts
8	8 Vote	Buy Two PC Games, Transform Into a Nation Of mutts
6	6 Vote	Watch a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
6	6 Vote	1 Key Difference Between Eating Animals and Pedophilia
15	15 Vote	Paul Ryan Is Still a Pickle
9	9 Vote	My Favorite Pop Song Is Actually a Cry for Help With Slang
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
6	6 Vote	EA Scores 100 Percent on Human Trafficking

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