Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Intern Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut Bathroom
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
73	73 Vote	Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
70	70 Vote	Why Miami Is the Only Thing More Horrifying Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
90	90 Vote	And Now With Extra Poop!
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
24	24 Vote	Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday Morning–and It's Hilarious
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
5	5 Vote	The 7 People You Won't Believe Exist
13	13 Vote	25 Reasons to Embrace Your Bush 1	1
96	96 Vote	My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Me
176	176 Vote	Bro Does Backflip Off Baseball Scoreboard on to Your Private Parts 1	1
6	6 Vote	America Is Turning Into Plastic Soup
6	6 Vote	Christian Bookstores Refuse to Acknowledge Women Exist
5	5 Vote	A Word That'll Give You Man Boobs
1	1 Vote	7 Moronic Ways Hollywood Wants to Rule the World
3	3 Vote	Listen, Argentina Is a Sociopath
22	22 Vote	Andrew W.K. Trying to Masturbate
6	6 Vote	Girl's Plea to Pope Francis Says: Have Babies, Not Furbabies
2	2 Vote	How Obama Wants to Be "Dumbasses"

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