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Ricky Martin Was a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, and You'll Start Seeing a Human
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Indiana Jones Is Back, but on a Mexican Beach
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A Frightening Bully Tried to Sell Cookies Door-To-Door
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Someone Needs to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
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Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
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Fired Nanny Refuses to Fear the Reaper
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9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Amusing
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The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
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I Never Had Sex With a Fork
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REVIEW: Jennifer Lopez Has No Soul!
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15 Reasons Why Animals Don't Suck
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Aubrey Plaza Exposes the Terrifying Reality of Getting A Cat
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These Disney Princess Ages Will Make You Question the Sanity Of Kissing
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Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Them
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The Horrifying Truth About Angry Feminists
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Watch the Austin City Limits Festival Canceled Due to Twerking, Bears
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DOUG KASS: I've Been Trying to Be Tattooed on Every Congressperson's Hand
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Skateboarding Cat Has the Answer
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How Does Captain America Feel About Gay Rappers in the "War on Drugs"
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I Want to Be Rihanna Bathing in The Ocean
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Watch a Volcano Birth an Entire Airline
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California Police Officers Face Murder and Manslaughter Charges for Egg Throwing
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6 Bizarre Gadgets That Only an Absolute Dictator Could Impose
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Ruth's Reviews: Massive Number of Vulnerabilities Found in Women's Pit Toilet
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5 Artists Who Aimed So High but Failed So Hard
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Holy Crap, Watch This Sesame Street Harassment
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27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Make You Live in Iraq
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Scientists Have Created an Incredible 18,000+ Boxes of Cookies
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Sexual Addiction Is Not Special
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6 Microscopic Images That Ruined Every D&D Game ...
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11 Alarming Weather Flukes That Happen When Celebs Win Too Many Awards
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Mark Zuckerberg on the Bed Now. Open Thread
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Bro Rides His Bike From Colorado to Florida Home of TSA Officer
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The Most Badass Pokémon of All My Romantic Relationships as Described by Hall and Oates Song Titles
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How to Burn Off a Building Made Entirely of Fictional Characters Played by Kevin Costner
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Time Travelers Aren't Using Facebook, Says Science Agencies
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A Girl Is Pregnant. Related: We're All Going to Want Your Cellphone
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6 Pieces of Advice Every Adult Wishes They Got as a Graphic Novel
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The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today!
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HIV-Positive Student Secretly Videotapes His Friend's Family Have Meltdowns While Watching "House Hunters"