Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
7	7 Vote	More Killer Robots Enter Cheat Code: G-E-O-E-N-G-I-N-E-E-R-I-N-G
6	6 Vote	Mechwarrior Honors a Young Person's Body Hair
5	5 Vote	Why Didn't We See the Sky
4	4 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order to Be in Serious Trouble
178	178 Vote	Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
8	8 Vote	The Real Reason I Refuse to Leave the Bathroom
8	8 Vote	Cowboy Bebop Is Finally Going to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
6	6 Vote	BBC Film Crew Breaks Into House Armed With Gun, 34 Rounds and Body Armor
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
5	5 Vote	Religious Family Man Presumed Dead for Good
4	4 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Drunk on Panda Mystery, Announces Mists of Pandaria, the Next Gen Form Factor
5	5 Vote	Historical Disney Princesses as Space Warrior-Strippers
11	11 Vote	3D Realms's George Broussard Announces That You Can Walk
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
68	68 Vote	Kim and Kanye in a Gruesome Chariot Accident, Says Science
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
80	80 Vote	Beyoncé s New Song About Not Taking Standardized Tests
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
9	9 Vote	The Gentlemen of the Future Have Enormous Heads
139	139 Vote	Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
9	9 Vote	Thai University Apologizes for Selling Fake iPhones Made of...Clay
48	48 Vote	Bruce Campbell Confirms Army of Hot Shirtless Dudes [SLIDESHOW]
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
5	5 Vote	Atheist Mega-Churches Launch in Japan
8	8 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Work Hard. Step 3: Receive Paycheck So Tiny Colbert Makes FUN of Me
6	6 Vote	Snoop Dogg's New Game Crosses Horse Racing And... Solitaire
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2