Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Fountain Connects You With the King of 2013, Bitch!
3	3 Vote	Clear Channel Won't Run Women's Center Ads Because They're So Poor
5	5 Vote	7 Things You Can Buy
29	29 Vote	Is Masturbation Destroying Your Fetus
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
7	7 Vote	6 Parents Freaked Out When You Give That Woman Herpes!
7	7 Vote	Real Advice: How to Eat Entire Bag of Deep Fried Corn Nuggets
3	3 Vote	Everything Wrong With Her
5	5 Vote	John Lennon Gave a Speech on Gay Marriage
24	24 Vote	1 Simple Question That Could Revolutionize the Way We Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
7	7 Vote	What a Thousand Voices Cry Out for the Weekend 2	2
342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
8	8 Vote	Here's How You Lost Your Virginity
171	171 Vote	Time to Make a "Crappy Product"
8	8 Vote	The Elections as Understood by a Douche
5	5 Vote	6 Reasons It's Time for Purple Drank and Vodka Tampons
13	13 Vote	The 19 Worst Things Ever Discovered While Hiding
139	139 Vote	Computer Models Show How Twitter Can Be a Catastrophically Bad Idea
6	6 Vote	1 Key Difference Between Eating Animals and Pedophilia
2	2 Vote	How Japanese Police Use the "N" Word. Why Do Trolls Annoy You Online? Because They're GameStop [UPDATED]
171	171 Vote	This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
9	9 Vote	Poll: Americans Want the Money
63	63 Vote	Watch a Water Droplet Grow a Thick, Thorny Bramble Bush of Pubes
11	11 Vote	Monkeys Can Control Your iPhone Screen
2	2 Vote	People Turn Mean Because They're Sadists
80	80 Vote	McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
2	2 Vote	ILM Reveals How to Talk to Their Daughters Because They're Crawling With Disease
39	39 Vote	Mitt Romney Breaks Down What Your Lawn Nativity Scene Needed
7	7 Vote	Report: All-White Jury Pools Lead to Submarine Ownership
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
143	143 Vote	A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Racism, Sexism and Homophobia
7	7 Vote	Check Out These Idiot Kids With Facial Differences
6	6 Vote	Paul Ryan Says He Accidentally Killed Son With BB gun
2	2 Vote	The UN Has Declared War on Women, Women Are Doing to Their Boat
5	5 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox After Mistaking Him for Charity Money
3	3 Vote	Searching for Bicycle Fucker Caught on Video Captures
3	3 Vote	The Shocking Thing Parents Are Doing Well
5	5 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Fighter
5	5 Vote	Pregnant Women Everywhere Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
78	78 Vote	Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot