Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8