Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
8	8 Vote	Man Wakes Up at the E3 Conference
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
322	322 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
166	166 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
371	371 Vote	10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1