Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

937	937 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
1291	1291 Vote	Stop!!! Do Not Exist 3	3
8264	8264 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 25	25
1006	1006 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs 11	11
1637	1637 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 17	17
855	855 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 13	13
1233	1233 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 15	15
1997	1997 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 8	8
927	927 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 12	12
850	850 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Die 12	12
789	789 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
784	784 Vote	Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard 1	1
711	711 Vote	Will Millennials Survive the Millennials? 4	4
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
1646	1646 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 14	14
924	924 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 12	12
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
78	78 Vote	Supreme Court Rules
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
910	910 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 14	14
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3