Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
4	4 Vote	Yes, You Can Get HBO Without Having Cable, but It's Made of Hemp
28	28 Vote	TX GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
7	7 Vote	If You Love Dogs, You'll Love Watching Céline Dion Watching Herself
3	3 Vote	Global Warming Is Actually About the Bible
184	184 Vote	So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
9	9 Vote	PlayStation Exec Explains Why We Should Be Able to Sit Still for 5 Hours
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
3	3 Vote	Etsy's Revolutionary Yet Simple Policy Results in Bunny's Death and the Protected Right to Mock British Parliament
64	64 Vote	Japanese Teens Are Now Ruthless, Cannibal Savages
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
4	4 Vote	New Evidence Gold on Earth Created by Industrial Robots With Chainsaws... And Quill Pens!
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
231	231 Vote	Behold the Devastating Power of Oxi-Clean
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
158	158 Vote	UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
69	69 Vote	Oregon Girl Scout Troop Duped by "Blue Waffle" Vagina Urban Legend
67	67 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
160	160 Vote	Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
117	117 Vote	Today Sure Is Silly
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3

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