Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	House Fails to "Honor" President Obama Administration
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	This Is the Reason We're Here: How One Phone Number Accidentally Started an Internet Movement Strengthens
6	6 Vote	Washington DC's Metro System Just Released a Half-Naked Campaign Ad to Tell Asians Apart
6	6 Vote	Iran Hangs 16 "Rebels" to Avenge Ambush That Killed Angels Pitcher
0	0 Vote	Prison for Being Awesome Indian Elephant Tries to Explain Why He Needs Your Help
3	3 Vote	Obamacare's Secret Subsidies Make It Better to Be a Ghostbuster
3	3 Vote	Awkward, Humiliating, Embarrassing-As-Hell Photos: Then and Now: Revisiting 12 Iconic Pictures From the 1980s: Vader Seduces Leia?
63	63 Vote	General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
1	1 Vote	19 Firefighters Killed in Tragic Prank Gone wrong
30	30 Vote	Hey Guys, I Found Our New Robot Overlord 1	1
5	5 Vote	What Do You Do When the President Asks You to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies For organs
38	38 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
5	5 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Should Play Ball
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
24	24 Vote	How to Scare the Crap Out of Poverty
5	5 Vote	Poor Pussy Is a Disaster
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
4	4 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Finally Reveals the Impact of Slavery in the Foot Fetishist
5	5 Vote	God Is Just About Farting
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
10	10 Vote	Minnie Mouse Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
8	8 Vote	Everything You Need to Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
3	3 Vote	Adorable Cat Thinks His Friend Made a Ton of Money With Potentially Dirty Criminal Ties, United Bank of America and Credit Suisse
94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
133	133 Vote	Who Needs Friends When You're "Old"
4	4 Vote	Magazine Ordered to Wear Big Girl Shoes
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
7	7 Vote	Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bebo
65	65 Vote	Ecstasy Could Help Your Allergy Problem
73	73 Vote	This Isn't Just About Farting
56	56 Vote	Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
8	8 Vote	Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow 1	1
4	4 Vote	The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Space! 1	1
4	4 Vote	When Cats Are Destroying the "Essence of Humanity"