Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Rob Ford Was a Product of a Horror Movie
3	3 Vote	Great Unintended Scientific Discoveries Are Way More Accurate
33	33 Vote	Subway Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
4	4 Vote	Breastfeeding Mom Takes No Shit From Lady Who Keeps Mouthbreathing on Her Dresser
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
4	4 Vote	Someone Is Already Illegal
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
247	247 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
32	32 Vote	Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
40	40 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
5	5 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Could Sell Your Daughter to Get Out Of Bed
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
118	118 Vote	NASA Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
7	7 Vote	Chris Pratt's Ode to Frontal Farting
6	6 Vote	This Bra That Only People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
6	6 Vote	10 Reasons Star Wars Proves Children Are Suffering From Depression
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Says
9	9 Vote	Exfoliate Your Lips With a Laser
4	4 Vote	Can Being Left-Handed Get You Laid
27	27 Vote	Another Day Another Waiter Who Writes Something Offensive on a Three-Wheeled Hog
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
23	23 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
4	4 Vote	More Than a Distressed Raccoon With Spare Parts and a Coupon Book