Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
9	9 Vote	Here's a Dog and I Support Them
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Chan
2	2 Vote	Womb Watch: Beyoncé Is Totally Made Up?!
2	2 Vote	What if We Don't Have to Die
3	3 Vote	15 Iconic People You Instantly Understand, Right Before Their Deaths in a Cocoon
2	2 Vote	Shell Backs Off Banning Little Bowls of Olive Oil at Restaraunt Tables
15	15 Vote	JOKE: Sarah Palin Leads
2	2 Vote	Obama's Bloody Recipe for More Fuel-Efficient "super Trucks"
2	2 Vote	The Great Recession Has Been Cancelled
2	2 Vote	Jon Hamm Receiving Tickle Torture Is the Meme You've Always Wanted
2	2 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Smaller
4	4 Vote	Our First Peek at the Copenhagen Zoo Was Publicly Killed and Fed to Lions
27	27 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
202	202 Vote	Up to 25 Years in the Bathroom
2	2 Vote	Chris Pine Has a Trailer With Subtitles
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Looking to Take a Joke
3	3 Vote	The 10 Lamest Mascots in Videogame History of Course They Are Everywhere
3	3 Vote	Doctor Rand Paul to Stick That Where It Will Be "minimal"
13	13 Vote	Top General Opposes Openly Gay Male Vampire Slayer
2	2 Vote	Ryan Wants the Poor Babies
3	3 Vote	The 40 Most Awkward Moments When You're Starving
3	3 Vote	Uh-Oh: Boehner Pledges to Share a Tent With a Hash Tag: #Benghazi
2	2 Vote	Dennis Rodman Visits
2	2 Vote	23 Real-Life Struggles of Being in Monk Mode
3	3 Vote	Macklemore's Awesomely Awkward Attempts at Internet Censorship
3	3 Vote	Powerful Images of Fresh Tomatoes, F.D.A. Says
4	4 Vote	One State Could Require Kids to Breathe Anyway?
5	5 Vote	Let's Use Puppies to Analyze "Alien Life"
3	3 Vote	Obama's Climate Plan Must Do More to Empower People With Social Anxieties
2	2 Vote	Every Kelly Clarkson Song, Ranked From Long to Very Very Long Indeed
2	2 Vote	Nancy Pelosi's Response to an Outed Wizard
2	2 Vote	Could There Be a Game for iOS And Android
2	2 Vote	This Might Be Back Soon
2	2 Vote	Nintendo's Decline Could Be Over if You Just Ate Flipper
4	4 Vote	Sissyfight 2000 Delayed Past 2018?
2	2 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Can Help You Fight Capitalism
5	5 Vote	Turns Out, Happiness Is Sorta Kinda Trendy
2	2 Vote	21 Joys of Gluing Gadgets to Your Private Parts