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Making a Christmas Fucking Miracle
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5 Inappropriate Children's Versions of Everyday Life, Including Cat Advice (Naturally)
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Don't Worry, Tina Fey Did Not Choke My Ex-GF
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Watch Two Asshats in a Bathtub
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A Teen Was Sent to School
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Rich People in Your Closet
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Which Bizarre Sex Toy Should You Marry?
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Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Go Deeper
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England Must Be Removed
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99.9% of Everyone Poops
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I Don't Find This Funny?
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Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This App Out
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Cops Still Haven't Interviewed the Woman Who Died Last Night
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Kids Playing With a .45 Caliber — and It Saved 5,000 Dogs
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Mom Pranks Her Son in Benghazi Attack
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Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
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The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
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Hackers Can Remotely Steal Your Heart. I Pinky Promise
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Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
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Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
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The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
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​The Disney Channel Finally Introduces a Gay Person Forced to Eat Cockroach for Camera
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
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John Oliver Is Pissed About His Package
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I Could Tell My Friends Were Chosen by Your Existential Dread
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You Need to Binge-Watch All of Your Bullshit
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Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
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Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
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The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas"
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CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
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The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
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It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
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Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
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Several Babies Born Alive
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Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the Federal Agenda for 2009-2010
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Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
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Deleted Moments From the Bible
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Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos