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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
605
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
251
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
251
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
454
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
275
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Quit Fucking With Us
648
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Is There Even a Government
571
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There's So Much Ass
125
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
313
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
892
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
328
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
299
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How to Make Black Friends
84
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
96
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The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
164
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
209
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
232
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
448
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
225
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
169
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