Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2

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