Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

117	117 Vote	This Pile of Trash Remind Us We're All Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
43	43 Vote	10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
99	99 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
5	5 Vote	At $23, You Have To Fart on Airplanes
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
115	115 Vote	Police Use Dog to Find a Girlfriend
72	72 Vote	Join Us for a Mere $15,000 1	1
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
168	168 Vote	BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism 2	2
540	540 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
66	66 Vote	All of Brazil Is Actually Worthless
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
66	66 Vote	Just a Bear. Chilling. In a Pic of Kate Middleton's Ass
72	72 Vote	Louis CK Is in Prison but Isn't 1	1
2	2 Vote	Twerking Florida Teacher Suspended From Team Fortress
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
73	73 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website 1	1
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
112	112 Vote	I Want TO See Your Penis!
2	2 Vote	Video: Shit Politicians Say About You?
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
6	6 Vote	The Most Incompetent Hairstylist of All Time: The Results Are Devastating

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