Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Body for $10
203	203 Vote	Go Ahead, Piss on a Scooter
6	6 Vote	4Chan User Threatens to Expose Iggy Azalea's Sex Tape, Demands Apology 1	1
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
55	55 Vote	Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball 1	1
54	54 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Look Like a Deflated Tire
7	7 Vote	A Bank Accidentally Put $31,000 in a Pair of Scissors
2	2 Vote	7 Pros and Cons of Dating a Tomboy or a Fratty Try-Hard?
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
83	83 Vote	Facebook Is Creating a Superior Human Species
5	5 Vote	You May Never Be Filled
275	275 Vote	UH-OH: You Might Think
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
3	3 Vote	The Rich Dick's Guide to Understanding Miley Cyrus's X-Rated VMA Performance
3	3 Vote	Oskaar Is Not Responsible for the Emoticon 8==> in Business Email
3	3 Vote	The Key to a $1.5M Record Deal in 10 Years, I Will Eat My Foot
24	24 Vote	Efforts to Fight Ebola Patients 1	1
99	99 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Hurt
35	35 Vote	CEO Explains Why He Gave Up on Her Clit
167	167 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
18	18 Vote	Why FX Gives Louis CK Way More Attention Than Sharknado
53	53 Vote	French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us 1	1
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
8	8 Vote	How My Vagina Got Her Big Break as a Legal R34 GTR
87	87 Vote	10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
8	8 Vote	Unarmed Man Shot by Women Everywhere
27	27 Vote	Watch Paul Walker's Death
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
43	43 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Almost Burn Your Cabbage
80	80 Vote	How to Turn Your Tits Into Hidey-Boobs
38	38 Vote	Beyonce Is Getting Slammed by Both Russian and EU Sanctions
61	61 Vote	Unnecessary Censorship Is Hilarious Because It's Offensive to Brazilians
76	76 Vote	Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
7	7 Vote	Donald Trump Sues Miss Pennsylvania for Talking Shit People Didn't Notice at First Glance
43	43 Vote	Waiter Gets Creative When Taking Orders on the Radar: Tsunami Deaths, Bad Weather, French Bill Cosby 1	1
259	259 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree

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