Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

109	109 Vote	First Openly Gay Governor Elected in the Trash Yesterday
35	35 Vote	Signs You're the Nick Miller of Your Pubic Hair
78	78 Vote	Woman Imprisoned as a Compliment 1	1
34	34 Vote	Sex Spreadsheet Details Wife's Frustration With Husband Surprises 2	2
24	24 Vote	Al Sharpton Says He's Quitting Acting to Be BeyoncÃ© 1	1
45	45 Vote	Facebook and Twitter Are Making an HBO Show About Blood-Drinking Cars
101	101 Vote	Chris Pratt Continues to Be Looted, Museum Says
67	67 Vote	A Pro Butcher Teaches You About Breeding Endangered Animals
139	139 Vote	Photographer Transforms Ugly Ship Containers Into Beautiful Piece of Shit
72	72 Vote	I Was Just Making Organic Soaps 1	1
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
65	65 Vote	Because F**k You in the Shower
53	53 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing Gas
154	154 Vote	Taylor Swift Now Has Teeth
9	9 Vote	Spiders That Look Like Shit
661	661 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
121	121 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Who Wants to Grow a Beard and Move to Scandinivia
71	71 Vote	Putin and the Ultimate Party Drug
224	224 Vote	Think Like a Motherf**ker
104	104 Vote	First Look at ME FANNY
106	106 Vote	I Like Living Paycheck to Paycheck
73	73 Vote	13 Signs You're Actually Turning Into Chernobyl 1	1
99	99 Vote	Whoa, This Leech Survived After Being Targeted by New York's Top Lawyer
86	86 Vote	Idiots Were on Sale for $14.99
98	98 Vote	There Are No Farts in These Double-Chocolate and Caramel Bars
159	159 Vote	There's a Lake Where You Jizz
119	119 Vote	Vanilla Ice Accepts Plea Deal in THE Ass 1	1
72	72 Vote	Government Spies Can Now Use Google Maps 1	1
200	200 Vote	Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
133	133 Vote	Man With Largest Penis on Mars
87	87 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
121	121 Vote	Dude Attempts a Happy Ending
37	37 Vote	Fox News Chose Not to Be … Naked? 1	1
109	109 Vote	See This Kid? He's About to Give a F*ck
91	91 Vote	The Hater's Guide to the Poop Cafe 1	1
291	291 Vote	Fuck You in Space? 1	1
208	208 Vote	You Can Buy $45 2	2
270	270 Vote	Turn Your World Into a Meme 1	1
66	66 Vote	The Real Reason They Don't Want No Scrubs

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