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Netflix Deletes Suicide Scene From "Toy Story 4"
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BOOM! Missouri Will Soon Disappear Forever
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I'm a Stupid Idiot
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Your Internal Organs Are Full of Surprises
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Sorry, Wrong Person Stabbed
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How to Lie Down and Scream
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Stephen King Kong
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A 3-Year-Old Died at 76
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Not Sure What to Do With My Penis
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"Rick and Morty" Co-Creator Doesn't Like Pickles
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Why So Many Penises
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It's Great to Be Replaced With Robots
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AOC Criticized for Playing Fifa Until 3am
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Let's Murder Grandma for Her Soap
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I Want to Be a BITCH
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Grandma Was the Shit
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Time to Get Rid of Trump
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This Toothbrush Cleans Your Teeth
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Experts Warn That Your Package Has Arrived
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We Can't Stop SCREAMING
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A Weekly Dose of Homo
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Pokemon Go Piss
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Popular Youtuber With 6+ Million Subs Admits He's a Humongous Snake
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The President Could Be Executed Tonight
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Screw You for Attending. Please Come Again
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Being Naked Is Good and Pure
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Facebook to Allow 11-Year-Olds to Go to Jail
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Harvesting Children: A New Fuel
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9,000 Years Ago, Cats Didn't Care
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Fruit Does Not Exist
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Wizard Poop Is Tearing America Apart
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University of Iowa Student Reported Missing After Going Into Hell
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Six Years Ago, Obama Promised to Buy Cereal
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New iPod Touch Expected as Early as 1921
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Do Not Talk to Me
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America Is Now Definitely Toast
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Bert and Ernie Are Gay
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Pikachu Loses His License to Practice in D.C
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North Carolina Has Had to Be Euthanized
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Time FOR Trump to Die "Hopefully Soon"