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Take a Fat Rip of the Rodent Virus?
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Do You Like Your Eggs in the Ass
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MIT Scientists Accidentally Create the Blackest of Fridays
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Donald Trump Is a Disaster
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Obama Says Men Are All Virgins
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Dungeons & Dragons Isn't Just for Girls!
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Would You Like Cheese
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Don't Eat the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Great-Grandmother, 90, Cleared of Wrongdoing in July Incident That Left Everyone Screaming "Just Die Already"
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Spider-Man Gives You Lemons.. YOU DIE
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Everyone's Life Is Full of Misinformation
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Can Smiling Really Make You Smile
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Uranus Smells Like Her Vagina
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Girl Scout Cookies Ranked From Huh? to What???
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The Jonas Brothers Go to Hell
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Donald Trump Moves to Kill Himself
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Drone Strikes Wipe Out Student Debt £511m
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President Trump Whines
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This Cat Is My Life
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What a Piece of Crap
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Bernie Sanders: "Absolutely" Willing to Ingest to please His Master
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Pineapple Does Not Violate Second Amendment
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White Men Are the Newest Stock Photo Sensation
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I'm Actually at My Funeral
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Jesus Won't Help You Burn Calories
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Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
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Pour One Out for Public Drunkenness
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Trump Is "The Most Traumatic Event" Since World War II
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Grow Your Own French Fries and Pringles
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Dingus Is Very Upset
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6 Horrible Chemicals That Are Truly Irresistible
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Washington Post Malone
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Happiness Is a Thoroughly Stupid Idea
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Animals Are Boiled ALIVE to Make You LOL
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An Argument for Not Burning Down Any Houses
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CNN Forced to Destroy the Avengers
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YOUTUBE Removed a Compilation of Jeff Goldblum Making Noises
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Atheist Who "Mocked Christianity" Falls in Love (With Chicken)
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Here's How to Summon a Pineapple
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Apple's New USB Security Feature Has a Gun