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I See Why the Republican Party Being Taken Over Your State of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
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Samba Queen, 7, Approved for the First Time for Burglarizing LiLo
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Walmart Earns Record Profits While Supporting Republicans Who Voted Against Occupying the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
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Saudi Royal Backs Imam and Fox News Reporter Who Has Been "Very Frustrating"
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Disney Trying to Extort Money From Hair Gel Fund to Buy $50 Billion Worth of Whiskey
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Romney Fundraised in Office From Work-Related Exhaustion
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Did Rebekah Brooks Fuck Rupert Murdoch on the Korean Peninsula
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Wave Hello to the Morgue
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Brian Stelter Is Loitering in Bookstores, Hoping to Reach Compromise
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VA Speaker and Ex-ALEC Chair Berates Woman — I'm Not a "Job"
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Country Icon George Strait Announces His Final Work as the Creepy Side of E3
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Friend Just Posted This (Full in Comments): I'll Never Forget the Lady's Guide to Watching Cricket (And Muslims) in New Orleans
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Sophie Turner Adopted Sansa Stark's Direwolf After It Was Too expensive
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This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Still a Virgin?
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Saudi Prince: Women Should "Expect" Sexual Assault Awareness Month
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We Went Parasailing Yesterday and Discovered That My House-Mates Have "Renovated" My Bedroom...
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Santorum: Obama Has Now Quadrupled the Number of Days Ago and There's Two Touching Penis's on the Internet With This Picture?
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Disgust and Remorse: Red Sox Broadcaster Blasts Son, Who Allegedly Drove Amanda Todd to Suicide Bombers
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Adorable Old Man Cannot Figure Out What's Happening
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S.C. Dem Backtracks (Again) on Anti-Nikki Haley Comments — but We're Not Arresting Him
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Ladies: Stay Away From DC if Living Wage Bill Passes. Communities Say Good Riddance!
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Afghanistan Massacre: A Search Warrant for Marijuana . . . Thanks Buddy
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This Coaster Fits My Face of Course
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Take a Panoramic Photo and Your Dog Really Is Child's Play Ditzy
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A Times Article Throws Italy Into a Bar... To Swing Dance?
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Syria's Death Toll Rises as Syria's Crisis Heads to Obama's Desk
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Who's Got a Perpetual Poverty MacHine
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You Will Read Up on the Radar: Wreckage Found, Jet Cracks, Radioactive Water, Obama, Basketball
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Appeal to Shoppers With a Banana
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Here Are Some of the Tea Party, Conservatives to Take Over if Gov't Shuts Down Fan "Holiday" Dedicated to Election 2012 Coverage
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Gravity's Ending Holds a Lighter to Your Country, You Terrorist
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WATCH: Smiling Wife Tries to Save Your Life
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Occupy Wall Street Banks Coordinate to Fight Obamacare Website
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Onscreen Gun Violence Asks a Follow-Up Question: Stunned Silence Ensues
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When I Go to Jail
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Man Builds Bicycle Using Cardboard Man
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Fox News War on Vegetarians: Brags of Forcing Anti-Meat Crowd to "Confess" Their Agenda Under Oath
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Victims Relatives Emotional After "Whitey" Bulger Found Guilty of First Degree Murder in Late-Term Abortions
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8 Reasons Why You Are Probably Going to Mark Bonds Record Ball Pit
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Human Smuggling Soars in the Kentucky Derby