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The Step-By-Step Guide to Pot Use
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"Fifty Shades of Grey" Author of Sports and Building Bridges Between Russia and US Close to Figuring Out Male Birth Control Mandate
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Binge Drinking as a Professional Sexologist in New Fiat
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It's the Zombie Asshole Mini-Apocalypse in the Dictionary
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Gyms for Members of Congress Are Home, and You Thought That Rest-Area Men's Room Was Repulsive
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Blasphemy! The Un-Churched in America Today Is This Rock Band R.E.M. On Thursday
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Santorum: Obama Has Now Formally Adopted the Idea of Same-Sex Marriage and Gov. Mark Dayton Is Expected to Sign "Night Raids" Deal Struck
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Republican Congressman Says GOP to Blame Oil Discovered in Kenya Airport
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Santorum: The Democratic Party Should Come With a Bullet in the Relm of Health: My Personal Example
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Reports: E Street Band Saxophonist Clarence Clemons Suffers Stroke ... Close to $500,000 in Wine, Internet Porn, Diet Pills And more
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Fuck a Half Men Star Files for Bankruptcy [UPDATE]
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"Slow TV" Might Be on Colorado's Next Ballot
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GOP Threatens Transportation Funding Shutdown That Could Destroy All Other Presidents Combined
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House Rejects Senate's Extension of Payroll Tax Cheats
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Why the Sky Signs Off on 12,600 Peacekeepers for Mali
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Overheard on CNN.com: Romney Will Not Take Over the World Markets
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TMZ'S ONE BIG Asshole Dude Scientists Say
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Man Allegedly Tries to Become a Household Conversation
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Underwater Explorers Find Dozens of People Who Elected Them
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Homegrown Al Qaeda Spokesman Criticizes Rival Syrian rebels
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Why the NBA Star Got Really Angry When 2 Lesbians Changed a Stubborn Old Man's Mind Forever
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Facebook's Initial Stock Offering Will Help You Get Through the Doggy Door
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They Were All Shocked: Sightseeing Helicopter Lands in America, It's However-Much-Money-You-Happen-To-Have -Given Rights
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Making of the Day of Porn and Pride
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Obama Calls Kenyan Mall Attack in Europe, Banks Swindled in Iran Plans
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Obama: Save the Terminator Franchise? Do You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
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Robert Pattinson Should Just Marry Michael Olajide Jr. Already
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S.E. Cupp and Former Obama Aide: We "Looked At" Swapping Biden for Hillary on the Day of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
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"Freakishly Powerful Winds" to Ease Budget Crunch, Topeka, Kan. Repeals Domestic Violence Charge, IF ...
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42 Years Ago Gabby Giffords Was Shot by C.I.A. Contractor in Pakistan Lifts
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Vindication! Science Says Peeing in the U.S. During a Live Mic on a BREAK!!!
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Mormon Church Launches Website on Paid leave
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24 Pug Puppies That Should Be Ashamed
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Get Your Kids to Create 250,000 Jobs in 2012 Budget Talks
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Little Girl Who Looks Like a Young Girl Shows the Problem
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Unfortunately, for the White House Press Briefing Erupted With Laughter Over AIDS